The Hen Weekend

So my eldest sister is getting married in three weeks-ish; 14th July to be exact. So this weekend me and nine others took a trip to Bournemouth to stay in a hotel and go to a drag show at Rubyz. So the journey began at 12 once everyone was ready and we set of on our little road trip. Stopping of at a trusty Mcdonalds half way there, which actually was quite a let down. But we did get to see some casual army tanks and trucks as they decided it would be fine to stop a roundabout so they could go by! Not fun. So we got to the hotel who straight away told us there should be no drug use, come on do we look like druggies? Anyway me and my sister Natalie squeezed into what they called a 'lift' hugging each other for dear life as at any moment it could have broke down with the sounds it was making. But we made it to the second floor at walked up to third to find our room! Which we got lucky with as we had a double bed and a single and guess who got shoved to the single bed, yep that's right me. But to be honest I didn't mind, I got the better sleep! So we went into the town and found some shops which was nice, didn't buy anything mind as I thought we'd spend a day shopping not a hour! Anyhow we went back to the hotel and started to get ready! I applied my fake eyelashes; a proud moment that was. Slapped on some make up and attempted to sort out my bush I call hair. Went down to the bar where a charming young male was who took our photo and then was trying to get one of our numbers so we could meet up again later;D but being as I was the only single female I could not see this happening, three people engaged, one windowed, one married, one divorced and the others in some kind of relationship. So that didn't happen. Off to Rubyz we go with the plan of getting completely gazeboed. Wasn't quite feeling the atmosphere and being the only under 18 it is awkward. To chicken to attempt to get a drink as my sister would kill me if I got kicked out etc. But me and my sister shared 'Sex on the beach' which to be honest just tasted of pineapple juice, but hay ho not complaining. The drag queen show went on as my sister was bought more and more drinks until she was bunkbedded. She then decided she would see if it was raining even though you could hear it and was running around in the pouring rain, smart child. But she was happy! We then made a move back to the hotel, making a move meaning running next door, screaming and blowing our whistles as it was pouring with rain! To the 24hour bar we went, one of Louise's friends was off her trolley and just a bit of a mess and begging for us to get her some chocolate, but the lovely barmen came out with a coffee for her & she was taken to bed. 44 and definitely the biggest party animal there hahahaha. We then chilled in the bar and the ladds came back from earlier, but the stag going to bed as he couldn't take anymore and this being at half 12; some would say he was a let down and a complete light weight. But the night went on and a amusing night at that, especially when some hot tattooed topless male walks in, helllllllllooo there!;D So I made a few friends but never learnt their surnames sadly, so no facebook friends! Even though they were attempting it. Then at half two off to bed I went and the morning came! We got ready and went down and had our fry up:') seeing the ladds from last night and then all chilled in the bar waiting for everyone to be ready to leave. One of the ladds who thought he was a complete god and sweet talker then argued he deserved a good bye kiss, me being the only single one got the lovely opportunity. So about to kiss him on the cheek he turns his head, how I didn't see it coming I don't know! Shut him up though. Then we spent the rest of the day down by the pier and travelling home! 60p to get on the pier for what!? nothingggg. such a scam. ah well now i'm home in my joggers, I need to tidy my room and eat my tea. THE END.